to the suit wearing guy who walks his dog by my house every morning
Dear Suit guy and dog,
You don’t know me, but we cross paths every morning. You wear a suit every day, I assume for work; I mean you’re not just dressed up to walk your dog are you? We have a lot in common you know. We both have dogs, we both walk in the mornings with them, and we must live in the same neighborhood. You dress much nicer than I do in my Old Navy running pants and sweatshirt that I wear every morning. (I am probably more comfortable than you are, you should try dressing down for your walks)
There is one difference in us however. Most mornings you will find me walking the block with leash in one hand and a big bag o poop in the other. Sometimes I will walk for fifteen minutes at a time with that poop bag before I come to a dumpster or trash can, but you can bet on it that I will clean up after my dog. You however, allow your dog to poop where he pleases and you don’t pick it up. Tisk tisk lazy suit guy.
The way I see it, you are responsible for cleaning up after yourself and the animals you keep. It’s just like not littering. You don’t just go around throwing trash on the ground all over your own neighborhood do you? Do you not have any pride? Or is it because you don’t want to wrinkle your precious suit when you bend over to bag the horrendous pile of shit your dog left on Mrs Macgillucutty’s lawn? How about try dressing AFTER you walk the dog, would that make you less lazy? Or are you just one of those guys who just don’t give two shits. Oh wait you gave a whole pile of shit…
Tomorrow, my dear suit guy, I will be waiting for you to round the corner in front of my house like you always do at 7:08AM. But this time I will be armed with my very large oversized handy dandy pooper scooper. Watch out! I might even throw it at you. Pick up your damn dogs poop! Especially if it is in someone else’s yard. Even more importantly…if it is in MY yard!
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(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•. jenni
BRAVO!!!!!!! I have often wanted to tell the guy that walks past our house with his two very large dogs the same thing. Just because we both have dogs doesn’t mean that i have to clean up your dog’s shit too.